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Horrible, terrible cold-sweat dream last night... |
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BigTDogg on March 24, 2003 at 8:19 AM |
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So I walk into this garage to check up on my Z which I dropped off to have the wheels balanced and get an alignment. I look at her from the back, and I notice a different exhaust and what looked like a wings west/ab-flug rear valence. I tell them "hey, that's not my exhaust" They tell me "Yeah, we went ahead and upgraded it for you" The thing was a primer grey Honduh fart can on each side!! I nearly cried right there. I look in the interior only to find a HUGE tach and shift light, and when I look down, my eyes were burned by Type-R floor mats!! As if that were enough, I decided to see how far the damage had gone. Come to find out that my timing belt was replaced by a round section belt with no teeth!! AAAAGH!!! Then, they put a GTZ-R II fascia on, and a multi vent carbon fiber hood!!! I couldn't take it any more, so I began hand to hand combat with these mo-fo's. Using testpipes as a bo-staff, I knocked them down one by one, their heads exploding spraying rice everywhere like pinatas. Then I hung one up by his belt on an engine hoist and called my friend with his pickup. We stole all the alignment and ballancing tools and broke the hell out. As I was leaving, I noticed the name of the shop....
Rice & Co.
I woke up twitching and scared. My girlfriend rolled her eyes and went back to bed after I explained I had a bad dream about my other girl.
"...Downpipes own. They own everything...anything...all there ever was and will be...they should be stock on all cars. Screw the environment, emissions, noise! I love them...I shall name my first-born after them with glee. Mock me, point and laugh...but as I spin through first with no power braking on my little automatic daily driver on 285/18" tires I'll enjoy the shit-eating grin and take it in stride." - SeedyRom 05:13:20 10/03/02 "Ricers are idiots" - RezidentEvil "It's like if my girl desides to go on a weekend orgy because she needs to get it out of her F*&%$ing system, now would I want her back? I hope she had a great time. Because at that point I'll trade her in." - Cap927 09:41:06 12/13/02
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- Horrible, terrible cold-sweat dream last night... - BigTDogg
08:19:07 03/24/03
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